Statistically Significant

In a slight deviation
from a classic truth,
it has occurred to me
that any woman causing attraction
is going to be
bright enough
to know
the sort of man
I am.

She will see Loki’s children living
in my eyes.
She will see the vodka swimming
in my soul.
She will know that to which
I am chained.

The only shot I’ve really got
is to find a girl
bored or delusional
enough
to know certain truths
and not care.

It shouldn’t be prohibitively
difficult
to fashion a personality test
for this
bored/delusional
trait.

Naturally this instrument should be
short and efficient.
I will never have to waste time again!

“Hi, you’re pretty and your laugh isn’t annoying.
Wanna take a small questionnaire?”